Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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Call centre monkey - "could you confirm your address?"Larry -"No: I can tell you my address, and you can confirm it." Every time. I used to give a little lecture on transitive/intransitive verbs, too.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:20,
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I really hope you did. I really do.It would almost make it worth becoming a call centre monkey for.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:04,
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Call centre monkey is right(s)he has an address on record with your name, and wants you to confirm to them that this address is still correct.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:08,
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-which they* alone can do after I have told them my address.
I cannot confirm it unless they tell me the address they have first.
*Please excuse use of plural in place of gender specific pronoun.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:26,
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Wrong answerYou should be asking them what they think it is, as otherwise how can you possibly confirm it?
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Sometimes I do just that. But then I have to explain that I can tell them, and they can confirm, etc.Not one has ever argued. Every one has agreed to suggest a revision of the script to their supervisor. I suspect fibs have been told to me. The fun wore of a long time back. Now it is My Mission
I assume,Cockers, you had not read my previous reply to GreedyOstrich.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:13,
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