Restroom
And all the other euphemisms for places people go to defecate and/or urinate and sometimes vomit.

I have seriously considered making up some signs that say "Shitter" to replace these abominations.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:32, 6 replies)

This is actually 'Merkin
They're rather prudish and consider the words "Toilet", "Bathroom", "Bog" and "Shitter" to be a little rude.

Which makes using them rather more fun.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:49, closed)

I thought they did say bathroom.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, closed)

Make up two more, which read "Shit" and "Shittest".
Let people have their choice of W.C.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50, closed)

Yes. This.
Just having moved to Canada, and after some uncomfortable silences, I realise that "washroom" is the word I'm supposed to use. Drives me barmy. People ask for the "washroom" key at work, then they go poo there, or wee, or vomit, or take drugs and pass out, or (yesterday) change their undies and leave piles of strange lingerie in the bin. I seldom see any evidence of washing at all.

Canadian in-laws came over for dinner the other night and asked "which one is the washroom?" I replied that it was the one with the toilet in it. Blushing and stifled giggles all round. FFS.
(lonelybadger, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:57, closed)

You must be in,
or they're from, the Prairies right?
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 5:51, closed)

Oh my goodness, yes.
How did you figure that one out?
(lonelybadger, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:08, closed)