
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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People who say "very much so". Why?
People saying "axds" instead of ask. Piss off.
People who can't be arsed doing something, or allowing something to be done, saying "Sorry, no, Health and Safety" or "Method Statement/ Risk Assesment" We won two world wars (with help) without a Hi-Vis fucking method statement vest in sight. Nnnnng.
People in London (usually in skanky little shops) who when asked for something in a very clear, well pronounced, Central Scotland accent, using no slang, or abbreviations go: "What? M8te, Ah Cant unerstand nuffink what you is sayin, innit!
Fuck right off, homey.
( , Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:37, 2 replies)

but I think the death toll for those two world wars was probably higher than you'd like in the workplace...
( , Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:27, closed)

When we first moved to America nobody could understand my very heavy Mancurian accent. 20 odd years later I still get puzzled looks if I use any British slang.
( , Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:20, closed)
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