it is a well known fact that the longer you have liked something the more uppity you can get with the so called 'fans' who have liked it for less time than you.
technically speaking if bill hicks were introduced to two people at the same time at the same gig, the person sitting closest to the stage gets to look down on the person sitting furthest from the stage because bill's (check it out, i am on first name terms with a dead dude) hilarious material reached their ears first. It's basic physics really.

It is for this reason that bill's biggest fan is the paedophile who saw him showering at the local swimming pool when he was 3.

You may be able to tell that i am a short term yet avid fan of mr hicks' work. We are all outranked by the paedophile though. Not only did he touch bill's pee pee once but he also has all the rare bootleg gigs on vinyl, cassette, cd, dvd and laser disc
(OTT, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)