Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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SMS speakIt really fucks me off when one of my more annoying colleagues writes business emails like he's a teenager writing an SMS. He's fucking forty years old but seems to think that things like 'thx', 'luv' and 'kewl' are ok.
Well, he's on a final performance improvement plan (for other reasons), so hopefully I can boot the twat out in the next 60 days.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 4:17, 2 replies)
Or when people use sms/internet speak..........when actually talking to you face-to-face.
I think you can spend a few extra moments actually saying "oh my god" instead of "oh-emm-gee" or "in real life" instead of "eye-ar-ell" you fucking fuckwit.
Is your time that precious that you have to ration your words?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 9:27, closed)
final performance improvement planI assume this is legal hr talk for "about to be sacked if they mess up again"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:09, closed)
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