Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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MetricNo, I don't mean the system used across the Channel. I mean metric as used by HR managers and other assorted high-level corporate weasels. An actual example from my workplace this week:
``I don't know if this is premature, but we'd really like to obtain a productivity metric based on the Newsgate system implementation.''
In English:
``Has the new computer system made it possible for the poor fuckers who work here to shovel shit twice as quickly?''
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 5:44, 1 reply)
Yes.Half as much per shovel, but at twice the previous rate.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 5:57,
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