Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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Anything coming out of of a real-estate agent's mouth (except maybe his pulverised lunch mixed with salmonella)We went and looked at a display village today. GF dragged me away from disturbing the greasy shiny agent who was leaning into a potential buyer and explaining, "My job is to help you get the house that *you* want... " ("blah, blah, blah, I'm your best friend and I really like you, blah, blah blah, we'll show the builder who's boss around here, blah, blah, blah").
What he really meant to say was "My job is to tell you whatever I think you want to hear until I get your signature on this contract".
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 6:35, 1 reply)
THEY. ARE. SATAN-SPAWN.Or Santa Spawn, pick one, same wardrobes.
Lowest forms of life on earth:
6. Vanna White and all of her subsequent twinkies of both sexes.
5. Health-nazi motherfuckers who tell me what I "must" do to live longer --- assuming that anybody truly WANTS to "live forever," on THIS planet, with THESE assholes. Keep yer laws off of MY fucking body, and I won't fart on you in close quarters.
4. People who say, "Love ya!" when you've known 'em for a week or less.
3. Neuro & orthopedic surgeons, as well as their incompetent, untrained office twats who can't write a script without nearly killing you with an overdose of a drug that doesn't even fucking WORK.
2. Lawyers
1. Real estate scum
Thank you. Hissy fit now closed.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 4:54, closed)
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