I have a few...
"Not tonight. I have a headache".
"Sorry, I just don't swallow"
"No you can't put it in there".
"Well,i'll be sixteen in a week".
"No, I don't have any condoms either".
"I'm pretty sure I took the pill today".
"Sorry, I'm on the rag".
"If you have sex with me again once more while I'm sleeping I'm leaving you".
"What did you put in my drink?".
"I have a boyfriend, but my friend thinks you're cute" (then points at fat smiling slag in the corner).
"Thanks for the ride home, but you can't come in. My dad will kill me".
"Lets just be friends".
"Are you hard yet cos I'm kinda in a rush. Sex and the city is on in 5 minutes".
"I'm sorry things didn't work out for us. Would you mind giving me your mate Dave's number?".
"Ok I'm done. Are you going to be much longer". (Usually said mid-thrust while straining my muscles with my sex face an olympic athlete would be proud of).
"It's not you. It's me".
"I've missed my period".
"Wow, look at the time. I think I should go to bed now and you should head home".
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:12, Reply)