Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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I accidently discovered another (rather less exciting) useful ruse.The doorbell rang one Sunday morning whilst I was shaving*. On seeing my lathered up face the religious types apologised for disturbing me and left. So always keep a tin of shaving foam by the door. It probably works even better if you're female.
*Yes I should have ignored it but it just seems so rude. Some years later I've only just mastered letting the phone go on to the answer machine if it rings at an inconvenient time.
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If you're femaleyou wouldn't be lathering your face though.
Mind you, I suppose a girl answering the door with a freshly lathered fanny would cause a bit of an awkward moment!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:30,
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