One that makes me grind my teeth...
...on the mecifully rare occasions it reaches my ears:

"Today on the Jeremy Kyle Show..."

Oh and one other that's pissed me off last week at least:

"In this week's Mail On Sunday, I (Kerry Motherfucking Katona) will be wittering on in my typical drug-addled, thick-as-pigshit manner about pretty much anything that Max Cuntbag thinks might be worth a few bob in newspaper sales." or words to that effect. Get it through your spongy skull, you sub-code attention whore - WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I'll let Max Cuntbag know for you.

EDIT: Yes, I suppose for accuracy that could be amended to 'NO-ONE WITH HALF-A-BRAIN OR MORE GIVES A FUCK'. Now I consider that though, I realise that those with less-than-half seem to be in the majority these days so yes again, there's a market for that wank. Depressed now - thanks for that.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:37, 2 replies)

Sadly,
Some people do give a fuck, which creates a vicious cycle of regurgitated 'news' story about the fat iceland advert.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:46, closed)

Actually,
It was the News of the World. The Mail on Sunday has nothing to do with that drug-addled horror show.
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:29, closed)