i had literally
i had just got something to say on conspiracy theories, and the raving ridiculousness of this site: www.conspiracyplanet.com. and now the qotw has changed. so maybe i will report that to conspiracy planet. it's more plausible than "the CIA beheaded nick berg" anyway.

so moving on and getting over it. call centre monkeys. my friend sam was once working at one of those freephone mortgage call centres. she was really excited one day to get a guy who actually owned his own freehold property (much more commission for a secured loan). until she reached this point in the conversation:

sam: and now i'd like to talk about the length of the repayment term.

caller: i'd rather talk about the colour of your knickers.

sam: (thinking she must have misheard) er, i'm sorry. bad line. so i said, the length of the repayment term...

pervert: and i said, what colour knickers are you wearing?

what i couldn't get over, when she told me this, was the cheapskatedness of anyone who would make a dirty phonecall to a freephone number!

she also had another woman who rang her up to scream abuse at her because the company used a chimpanzee in its tv adverts, and apparently this is massively cruel. apparently the nature and content of the tv advertising is also the sole decision of the gimp answering the phone in the call centre.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:29, 5 replies)

Out of interest
what colour knickers are you wearing?
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:57, closed)

what knickers?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:01, closed)

What is this thing with knickers???
I mean, who cares what colour they are!!! Its whats INSIDE that counts... Great post as always, by the way...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:15, closed)

confucius say
knickers not best thing in world, but next to best thing in world
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:03, closed)

lets all divulge

Black, one day old briefs. Probably approaching the year old mark.
(The Cats Twat, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:32, closed)