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Dreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.

(, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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A long while back my life was so shit I decided to end it all and made my way to the top of a tower block. In a desperate attempt to see if any other human would care if I snuffed it I rang The Samaritans and heard the following;

'Hello, you have reached The Samaritans. Sorry but we are unable to take your call right now, please hold.'

And then a song played. And what was it? Only bloody 'Jump' by Van Halen.

(DISCLAIMER: May be 100% fictional)
(, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)

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