Not entirely their fault, I suspect...
If your internet fails when the phone rings, that's the classic symptom of not having installed a microfilter (correctly) on every socket in the house.

This also includes your alarm if it's phone enabled!
(Nicklock, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:11, 1 reply)

I was a bit comfused by this
Until I realised you didn't mean the ringy thing that wakes you up in the morning.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:24, closed)

He probably means some sort of phone-line-connected burglar alarm or one of those 'I've fallen and I can't get up' things that old people have.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 19:53, closed)

The "I've fallen and I can't get up bit" in there made me do a real lol :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:31, closed)

"Oh Vic I've fallen"

( eXOBeX, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 0:45, closed)