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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Not a Call Centre - just unsolicited pillocks...Just recently I got a call at about 2.00am.
I wasn’t in bed… probably watching some crap late night movie….
The male voice was somewhat garbled and shouting…
The voice : “WGGHGBT!!… YOU not talking to me anymore?”
Bof : “Pardon”
The voice : “WGGHGBT!!… YOU not talking to me anymore?”
Bof : “I think you must have the wrong number”
The Voice : “C’MON…. YOU not talking to me anymore?”
Bof : “You have called the wrong number”
The voice : “Oh…. I’m sorry… is there anyway I can make it up to you? Can I give you a blowjob?”
Bof : “That’s a very kind offer, but I’ve just had one, thank you”
The voice (and numerous others in the background) proceeded with howls of laughter.
Bof : “Thank you for calling.. Goodnight”
Hangs up.
It feels good to bring a little bit of joy into some poor sad waster’s life.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:26, 1 reply)
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