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Dreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
( , Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Don't press any buttons.
Systems are designed with touch-tone dialing telephones in mind, but all of them have to be backwards-compatible with the old pulse-dialing phones. If the detect a lack of tone options after a set time, they'll automatically put you through to an operator.
Alternatively, call the landline rather than the 0870-type number. The landlines aren't connected to the complicated routing and queuing software.
How do you get these numbers?
www.saynoto0870.com lets you search for them all - you can call using your free minutes on a landline or mobile, and not have to queue up.
Oh, also, T-Mobile are cunts - but that's a less useful story full of bitter vitriolic, unfounded data charges and a team leader who needs to be hit in the face with a wrench four or five times.
( , Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:49, 2 replies)
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you know the sort that goes "for sales information say the word ..sales" (and so on..).. just cough.
The system will respond with an "I'm sorry, i didn't hear that..." response.
Cough again. (or make some other silly noise)
Keep repeating the process and eventually it'll give up and put you through to a human-like person.
( , Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:56, closed)
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most of them put you through, either that or "fuck off" usually works for me
( , Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:31, closed)
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