When I started up my business from home, my colleague and I played a game
when call centres asked who to speak with, we'd tell them that the person they needed to speak to was Dom Fellini - my cat Domino (who sat curled on a chair with 'Operations Director' pinned to it). We would award points for ;
a) subsequent phone calls for Dom
b) letters addressed to Dom
c) callers insisting they've spoken with Dom previously.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:31, 5 replies)

Love
number 3.
(dchurch bah, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:32, closed)

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase
"Don't be scared of the boss, he's a pussycat really."

Groan.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:50, closed)

Genius :)

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 16:49, closed)

"I'm sorry, he's busy
licking himself."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 18:35, closed)

^^
I gotta use this one...
( snee held his breath since, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:09, closed)