Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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A conversation I wish I could have"Hello?"
"Hello, are you the homeowner"
"Yes I am"
"Hi, I'm Annyoance, from the Cuntybollocks company, could I interest you in some of our useless crap."
"What is you sell"
"Nothing that a sensible human being would consider buying over the phone"
"Sounds interesting, just give me a minute to take my baby out of the bath"
"Oh my god
my baby
my baaaaby"
That'll learn 'em
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 16:18, 3 replies)
what will it tell them? That yoi're a bad parent?(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Sep 2009, 17:20,
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I'm clearly not a parent(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:37, closed)
thats...thats so, so sick but utterly hilarious. have a *click*
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 20:32, closed)
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