B3TA got me fired!
Some years ago, I worked for a cable company who shall remain nameless (Telewest). My manager was an excellent bloke with a cracking sense of humour, so we used to shoot the shit all day bantering through the email system. One day, I was marched into the dept. head's office, where she, quivering with rage, confronted me with a stack of email printouts covering the last 6 months shenanigans (thank fuck that's all it was). The straw that broke the camel's back, was a newsletter link to a disabled glamour models site - I was marched from the building, Never To Be Spoken Of Again, for emailing spackerporn to my boss. Thanks, B3TA!

(Honourable mention should also go to the phrase 'Cunty McFuckbucket and His Bastard Bagpipers', which she said was 'the most offensive thing' she'd ever heard. I didn't have the balls to tell her that I'd received a prize from company funds for 'Most Creative Swearing Of The Day'.)
(13thfloor, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 17:17, 1 reply)

Mint!
Hoya!

ROTFL!!! I am actually laughing all alone in my flat like a mong! Sending spackerporn to one's boss is dangerous and bloody ballsy! :-D Didn't know such sites existed.

Be funky

M A D
(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 18:07, closed)