1 for information, 2 for shriek
Call centres are a bane of my existance. My laptop broke about 6 months ago and needed it fixed. after 30 mins on the phone i decided to start messing about.

Options came 1 for technical enquiries, 2 for Contact information etc. I pressed hash. Suddenly through to a person. After another 20 mins of explaining that i have checked mostly everything they finally say "We will arrange a pick up on such and such a date" I was angered by the date so i shrieked down the phone for about a minute, sounded like a pterodactyl. They asked what it was and i denied everything suddenly the date changed for the next day.

So if you have an unacceptable pick up date, shriek like a pterodactyl
(DeniedGuilt_AcceptedCake is fighting the urge to punch turtles, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 18:07, 1 reply)

for some reason
this made me cry with laughter
(jennymnemonic, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:00, closed)