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Dreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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I've served my time in tech support.
You may think phone monkeys are dumb, try dealing with the general public for a living. We keep hold of some of the best customer quotes, for example:

Caller: My "1" key is broken, it keeps putting an exclamation mark
Agent: Are you pressing shift?
Caller: Yes
Agent: Why?
Caller: Because its the beginning of a sentence.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 19:44, 2 replies)
don't see anything wrong with that
it is important to start a sentance with a capital.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 11:13, closed)
I like this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 5 Sep 2009, 14:02, closed)

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