Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Calling my car insurance company today:"I'd like to add breakdown cover to my policy please"
"Certainly Sir, and if you buy today, you will receive a 10% discount"
"Would I receive the discount, say, tomorrow?"
"Yes Sir"
"Aaaaaaand if I buy next week?"
"Yes Sir"
"And if I buy this month?"
"Err... Yes Sir"
"Right then. I'll have it"
/smug
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MatJ LOOK, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 20:21,
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