Where I work there are two phone lines
each is connected to a phone at opposite ends of the office. Sods law being what it is they often ring at around the same time. I was quite pleased with myself by perfecting the art of answering them both, by asking one person to hold while sliding my office chair across the room and picking up the other phone in one smooth movement.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:20, 2 replies)

Similarily
When I'm in the office by myself all 4 lines go off simultaneoulsy.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 4:37, closed)

Good skillz
I get caught on the mat every time I try it and just look like a fucktard when I fall off my chair...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:16, closed)