here she is again!!
i really hope the girl who im about to mention somehow reads this, she's rang my house in total 4 fucking times today and its only half 11 (well it was when she last rang)

the first time she said where she was from and told me what she wanted my dad for (i'm part time secretary in our house haha)

then not content with my answer that he's not here right now but will be at such a time
she rings back 3 more fucking times!

each time pretending to be a different person asking if he's there cause they'd like to enquire about something or other.
except she has the same voice and doesnt realise that i know the past 4 phone calls are all from the same number

next time i'm just going to scream as loud as i can down the phone, unless anyone has any better suggestions?

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(stitched, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:49, 8 replies)

I think
you should pretend to be your Dad and then engage in conversation, gradually making it more and more surreal until she gets frustrated and never calls back.
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:54, closed)

I'd
say, yes, I'll just go and get him.

Then in your own voice, say "Hello, this is [your dad]"

...and just listen for the confusion. If she says that you are not [your dad] then remind her that she did the same thing 4 f****ng times!
(dchurch bah, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:56, closed)

or alternatively
"be" your dad in the style of Homer Simpson's "Monty Burns"
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:30, closed)

Congratulations
your dad's having an affair, his mobile is turned off and she's calling about that weekend in paris that they were going to book today.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:02, closed)

"Can I Speak to [Your Dad]?"
I'm sorry he can't speak just now, he's got my cock in his mouth.
(KipperMinge has been watching out for the penguins since, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:03, closed)

Go with the...
masturbation idea a page or so back ;)
( snee held his breath since, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:14, closed)

Heavy breathing

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:49, closed)

Ask her...
To come round straight away ... and explain that your dad's out so you'll 'have the place to yourselves' for a bit.

This might only work for men ... but you never know!
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:31, closed)