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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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You're simply the best, better than all the rest...I would like you to imagine me singing that to you, dressed in a tight leopard skin dress, with a lovely 80's blonde wig, doing a sexy little dance a la Tina Turner.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:11,
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*masturbates furiously, then pukes everywhere*I shall celebrate this tremendous accolade by cutting my frontal lobes out with a spoon and forcing the sticky grey brainsludge deep into my eyesockets, just in case you ever actually do that for real.
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chart cat has an itch, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:26,
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Logs onto ebay...Looking for industrial strength mindbleach
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snee held his breath since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:09,
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