Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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ouch. skidded sideways into a kerb and a lamp-post?
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AvisDon't know of the crash details but it had been returned to the Avis park. Quite comical. The engine had broken from its chassis mounts.
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In car hire terminology, that's what's described on their form as "Slight dent and scratches to front bumper"(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 0:53,
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"possible loss of deposit"
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That'll buff out no problem.(, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 0:37, closed)
Yeah, it was like that when I picked it up. (, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 22:33, closed)
only ten quid a day to hire(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 21:44,
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