Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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I once had a shit in the bushes in mexicoWhilst squatting, I noticed three underfed pigs watching me curl one out. As soon as i stood up the were in there like somebody had fired a starters pistols, fighting each to wolf down my turd
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 6:32,
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This is the best metaphor for qotw I've read yet(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 7:56, closed)
All you people who eat pork, think this one over.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:11,
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We talkin' 'bout one motherfuckin' charmin' pig.(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:04, closed)
You'll never catch me eating organic veg.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:39,
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+ so I smeared shit all over my cock(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:58, closed)
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