Things you can't unsee...
The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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When the day is long, and the night.
The night is yours alone.
( , Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:01, 11 replies)
The night is yours alone.
( , Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:01, 11 replies)
At four o'clock in the morning, I'm pretty sure we still won't be able to sleep.
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It was love, love, love, love, love, that you gave to me, you gave it to me.
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When you think you've had enough
of this life, change the fucking question!
( , Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:50, closed)
of this life, change the fucking question!
( , Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:50, closed)
And then Tom Baker jizzed all over my back.
Nighty night, Sweeties!!!!!!!!
( , Tue 3 Mar 2015, 0:04, closed)
Nighty night, Sweeties!!!!!!!!
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