You're right, it did happen
I know because I was there.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:50, 1 reply)

It's funny, because every single Sex Liar says this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:24, closed)

hahahahahahahaha!!!
I LOVE posts like this that say 'I REFUSE to believe that people in normal, long term relationships have sex, occasionally in odd places!!'

Not everyone is like the fatties on /talk who, having the charisma and sexual magnetism of a bucket of piss, only ever get to shag other /talk fatties with low self esteem in a five minute squelch of embarrassment and self loathing.
( spesh., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:08, closed)

This probably explains the reasoning
www.b3ta.com/board/10016364

Depends on the scale on each axis.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:13, closed)

It's not so much that as the sweaty-handed hamfisted way the tale's being told that marks out the traditional QOTW sex lie.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:27, closed)

I sense an air of envy
Am I right in assuming that the closest you get to being sucked off is a bad back?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:32, closed)

Unless 'Air Of Envy' is Calvin Klein's latest, no.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:44, closed)