The most dangerous song lyric I know is
"I'm heading north; I'm heading home, doing 125,
Close my eyes and count to ten - ha ha! And I'm still alive"

Because if ever I am behind the wheel of a car, to do this will be such bittersweet temptation I'm not sure I could trust myself.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:50, 5 replies)

Fantastic

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:20, closed)

Another nice motoring refrain is
Transfusion! Transfusion!
I'm just a solid mess of contusions
Never never never gonna speed again
Slip the blood to me Bud!

&c.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:22, closed)

perfect, perfect tunnel vision
razor sharp and racing racing...
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 20:25, closed)

Running on Empty
An Australian Road movie of the late 80's (Running on Empty) used this device.

There was a crazy blind petrol station owner in the outback who would take his 57 Chevy out at night and just drive.
When asked how he knew he wouldn't hit anything he told our hero's he had 10 seconds at full throttle before there was anything to hit so he just counted.
Asked "What if you miscount?" he replied " Don't know. I should try it some time..."
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 21:45, closed)

...wondered if you were the cloggy kind of Vagabond ;)
(AndySpanners not working too hard on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:14, closed)