Chavcar modifications.....
I love to laugh at the sort of tucking-tracky-bottoms-into-your-socks wankers who buy really shitty Saxos and then spend silly money equipping them with exhaust pipes wider than their cocks are long.
Oh and tinted windows on same Saxo. Tints on a 1.1. That's so fucking gangsta, innit??
You want to sound like your exhaust has blown do you and give Dibble an easy excuse to pull you over?
Fair enough.
Tool.
( Sallyrsm, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 19:20, 4 replies)

Window Tints
I had my back windows tinted in my 7 seater MPV. The place I used had done the back windows in my brother in law's C2. Oddly, five windows in my MPV cost about the same as the three windows in the C2. But then I'm not a young poser who drives a C2 too fast.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 20:59, closed)

Neon undersill lighting, too.
...for that authentic 'I really am Vin Diesel and am only in this Corsa 'cos the Subaru's being serviced' look.
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 9:12, closed)

Stickers
Don't forget the strip of tuning stickers down the doors...

"Nismo" on a Citroen is my fave. Or Blaupunkt.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 9:30, closed)

A car near me has the St George flag on its numberplates and the phrase "ENGLAND FOREVER" underneath the registration number.

It's a Fiat Punto.

With a 3ft-wide Blaupunkt logo in the back window.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 13:28, closed)