revenge, spicy style
after a particularly harsh break-up, a friend of mine decided that she wanted to punish her now ex-boyfriend. she went to the chippy, bought a carton of curry and took it to his house. due to the fact that it was 11.30p.m and he was up for work at 6, the ex was in bed asleep. my mate poured the carton of curry all over the shiny blue bonnet of his brand new XR3i.
i didn't know that curry fucks paintwork.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 22:30, 5 replies)

Toothpaste
takes varnish right off. You didn't hear this from me.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sun 25 Apr 2010, 0:34, closed)

*stores information for future use*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:16, closed)

I hope
he had her charged. Gives me the shits when women think that they can do what they like without repercussion (in regard to relationships in particular)yet will scream blue murder if things aren't going their way.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 7:28, closed)

Aye, they're fine spreading curry all over someone's car
but turn the tables and it's all 'waah chili sauce on my vibrator waah waah had to go to hospital waah waah abuse waah".
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 12:27, closed)

if it was me, i'd have kicked her face off
however, he got his own back by shagging her sister
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:16, closed)