Wow....
Didn't think I'd get so many replies. Okay then so:

1. Yes, Bedfordshire. Not Bedford itself, but on Cemetery Lane between Box End and Bromham, just before the turning for the A428 - this was a few years ago so you had to cut through the villages unlike now where you can just pick it up off the A421 at Wootoon.

2. I assume he was telling me the truth as hb hated that car and would gleefully tell me how he had dented the boot/scratched the alloys/fucked the engine (60 in 2nd gear? he was a knob).
Also I cleaned of a small spray of blood from the top of the door - as far as I was aware, no cuts on hubby.

3.Thanks for suggesting my husband was unfaithful - really cheered me up. Don't think he would have called me asking me for tech advice on a machine if he was fucking someone else (even he's not that weird).
As I worked in the same job for the same company, I had similar hours and I wasn't fucking anyone else. Keep your stupid opinion to yourself.

4. No, I did not copy anyone else's story. The two have the only similarity in involving a car.

All in all, I don't think I'll bother posting another story if this is the type of comments I get when I finally think of something interesting in my sad little life to write about - or in future should I run it by you guys first to make sure it passes your criteria?
( VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 19:13, 6 replies)

They're only
jealous.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 19:30, closed)

We are many things, dear.
We're certainly cunts. Probably maladjusted. Jealous, we are certainly not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:03, closed)

I for one, wish I had a lying spouse, you fucking cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:16, closed)

it's all fun and games until somebody loses a house, AB.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:26, closed)

No, no, no, no!!!
When Amorous Badger isn't pondering the size of my Captain Kirk, people are really quite nice, you just wrote something that made us think of something else, that made us think of something else, etc.

And I admire you for sticking up for your husband. My other half would have left the computer, picked up a ming vase and smashed it over my head simply for having thought that I had thought of thinking about cheating (or even looking at a woman, irrespective of age).

Like an old hippy, I must proclaim, "write on!"
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 19:59, closed)

Dont venture on to /talk please
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:19, closed)

"And the carjacker had some sort of glass bottle in his pocket when the door hit him
"and that's why my clothes smell of Kenzo perfume, honestly darling that's what REALLY happened!" *wide eyes, head nodding*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:27, closed)

No dear,
some yobs were throwing stolen lipstick containers at passing cars. I just happen to have been struck by a couple, which landed on my collar, my cheek, and errrr.....
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:49, closed)

We're all arseholes on the internet.
Don't take it personally;join in!

Actually, I used to wish hate and itching upon AB, now I'm warming to the bastard.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 21:30, closed)

I REALLY HATE TO SAY THIS BUT....
I made up the same sort of bullshit story once when I cheated on my wife! I would say that you have been made a fool of! I would dump him ASAP and come fuck me!
(mpaz52, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:58, closed)

Thanks
But no thanks.

It's one thing to attack me or my hb of lying, even maybe 'oh yeah he was with someone else', but to write 'to distract you from the smell of stale semen and someone else's perfume emanating from his clothes.' I mean really, what the fuck?

And then after this last comment, well, I'm obviously way too sensitive and this is not the site for me. It's not like it'll be a great loss to everyone, I'm sure.
( VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:08, closed)

Intelligent women...
...especially of the brand Engineer, are welcome.

Now. To get you started on the right foot here at B3ta, ignore all the meanies and baddies. Next, call me a cunt. For no reason. Just do it.

After that, you're pretty much one of us.

(Don't be too sensitive about what happens on the internet. Internet arsholes only count for 1/20 of a real-world arsehole. That's a FACT.)
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:46, closed)

Okay
I see your point (why are my trousers undone? Oh, I see your point}.

And flattery will get you nowhere, you smarmy cunt (see what I did there?)
( VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:38, closed)

What a transformation!
Already got her trousers down and using the c-word.

I remember when she was all sweet and innocent.... those were good ol' days.... I miss them.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:56, closed)

I'm of the 'lady' type.
But good use of the word 'cunt'. I award you 8/10, with 2 points deducted for gender confusion.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:05, closed)

Yay!

( VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:25, closed)