Wanking in the Garden
Gah! Come back from a most excellent night clubbing at around 5am still doing facial gymnastics off the few decent pills i had. Roll a nice joint to help ease back into the quietness that is the flat i share with my lovely girlfriend (none clubber) and as it's summers night i sit in a plastic garden chair at the back door to smoke and watch the sun rise. Bliss.

Aha! the horn kicks in. Wank AND smoke while rushing simulateously. What an awesome combination. Brillant.

Fast forward 5 mins later to see the sleepy face of my girlfriend at the kitchen window, look of horror spread across it as she catches me multi tasking.

What could i do? Well, i think i stopped cracking one off. briefly.

Still, what a feeling. I miss those pills.
(TheManofScience, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:22, 11 replies)

MASSIVE DRUGS!

(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:23, closed)

'One reply...I predict it will be predictable...let's click on it and see...yup. I win'
Edited for the hard of thinking
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:34, closed)

I wish I could predict stuff that had already happened.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:46, closed)

You can. It's called remembering though.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:20, closed)

Disco Biscuits
God how I miss them too, well the disco biscuits, the amphetamines, pot, charlie oh and the prescription pain killers and anti anxiety medication and the 2cb.....

Dem was the days
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:37, closed)

MASSIVE DRUGS.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:46, closed)

I predicted that you would say that...
...after I had read it.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:52, closed)

Wouldn't they get stuck in your throat?
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:51, closed)

disco biscuits...
in sale in aldi

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(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:13, closed)

Haha
Excellent.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:14, closed)

aaaaaaaaaaah
Massive drugs yes. Those were the days.

Good times.
( rofl harris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:04, closed)