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MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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Half-Pint...
At Uni (a good few years ago... 1989 in fact), I was dating a young lady called Trish...

Now, Trish was a dirty-girl (no, she wasn't into that sort of dirt. Just had a healthy approach to any sort of ad-hoc "rumpy-pumpy").

She lived in shared accomodation in town. I was in a shared room on campus.

She shared with a young lady, Helen, who was so short she was nick-named "Half-Pint".

Well, their room was set out with two single beds side-by-side, a gap of about 2 feet between them (approx 1/2 a whale's snout in metric).

One night, after a particularly enjoyable session at the Garrick's Head (no - not a bird turgler - thanks), we perambulated to hers for a nice "cuddle".

Alas, Helen was already a-bed. And asleep. And snoring. So, we decided to "do the deed" anyway - keeping each other "quiet" with the judicious use of hands.

I'm on top, and, as we get really hot'n'steamy, I glance over to Helen's bed, to see her staring wide at us.

She winked.

Her hands were vigorously moving under the covers as I watched.

As I started to lose all control, Trish started to wail, and Helen shuddered, pulled one hand from under the covers and *licked her finger*.

****GAME OVER****

I doubt I have ever come so hard, or felt so surreptitiously dirty and turned on at the same time.

She'd gone in the morning to see her boyfriend.

I split with Trish later that week.

Haven't seen either of them again.

But Half-Pint is still in my mind. Anytime I feel I can't get there, in she pops.

So, getting caught can be good!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:30, closed)
Hell yes!
clitk
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:37, closed)

Grad u rike!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:44, closed)
HO LEE SHIT
fucking right on. CLICK
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:43, closed)
Wow
That is pure FTL
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:17, closed)
Yes.
Win.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:52, closed)
Ahahaha, no. Not even a little bit of that actually happened.

(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:22, closed)
never happened you sweaty handed virgins

(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:27, closed)
I CALL BULLSHIT
hahaha bless you
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:58, closed)
This is a classic of the 'sex lies' genre.

(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:18, closed)
What would constitute a 'sex truth', exactly?

(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:58, closed)
It's a difficult thing to pin down, but I'd probably start with 'doesn't read like a sweaty-handed failed attempt to get published on the Razzle letters page' and go from there.

(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 11:23, closed)
Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:11, closed)
I was wondering
When you'd find this.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:24, closed)
It's a classic of the genre.

(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:41, closed)
It is, isn't it?
It's not that I don't beleive that such a thing could happen, it's more that I don't beleive that if it happened to me or anyone realy I'd be creating posts on an internet forum about it.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:47, closed)
Textbook

(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:14, closed)
No.

(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 8:31, closed)
Sorry, guys...
Whilst some of you may not actually believe this, it did happen.

There are very few things that get permanently stored in the movies of your mind, and I am aware that time can change your memories.

Some things are permanently etched there, though...

Such as the first time you saw your Grandma naked.

Now, try and not think of that.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:15, closed)

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