Me and the missus
Got caught going hammer and tongs in an ex-mates mums bed.

By his mum.

She was wearing a scout leader uniform. Neckerchief, shorts, sash and everything.

It was hilarious.

After what seemed like an hour she gasped "I think you should all leave!"

I was at this point looking up at her, still hips-deep, and just said a cheery "ok!"

I hopped up, pulling out of the missus, my still fully-engaged lob-on pinging and wobbling like an affront to all sexual decency.

The mum turned away, shocked and likely jealous.

We slowly got dressed, and left, snickering..

It was hilarious, and we still like to trot the story out at events, laughing like imbeciles..
(Irregular Joe last touched ham on, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:31, 4 replies)

MASSIVE SEX

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:40, closed)

You could have done the decent thing and asked her to join you.....
( Vambo, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:35, closed)