Caught
wanking by my ex to shemale movie, she was a pain that day had a pain and went to bed with a headache.

SHE SAID I WAS GAY, and became my ex
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:59, 15 replies)

you can't blame the girl for being a little confused

(Moominator missing the good stuff cos' the swear filter is on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:12, closed)

Well she/he had better tits than the ex, so confused bit-time

( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:15, closed)

*woop* *woop* Gayer alert!
Well, at least, a part-time gay.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:50, closed)

I don't see what's so gay about a man who likes penises.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:59, closed)

Arf.
Who doesn't?!
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:06, closed)

Didn't Alan Partridge...
..have a ting' for the ladyboys. In fact 'very confusing' was the line he used if i remember right.
(Moominator missing the good stuff cos' the swear filter is on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:13, closed)

I love ladyboys.
There's something there for everyone.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:04, closed)

I prefer mangirls.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:56, closed)

Same kind of logic
Applies here, surely? Equal distribution of sexyparts.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:14, closed)

Depends how you define 'sexyparts'.
Vaniity - hot-as-hell ladyboy who looks like a Playboy model in all respects other than the fact that she has a cock.

Buck Angel - technically still a woman and has the parts to prove it, but also has a bald head, muscles and a moustache, which makes him/her a sexiness fail in my book.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:08, closed)

Yeah
but which one is going to hurt more when they are fucking you up the arse? Not the one with genuine lady-parts, I imagine (bolt-on accessories excepted)
(Rsoles, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:04, closed)

I am neither straight nor gay
And therefore, to me, all parts are potentially sexyparts, which I suppose is kind of a win in its own way! Maybe.

*Googles those ladyboys/mangirls*
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:46, closed)

Gay

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:58, closed)

you were caught by your ex, who became your ex?
your ex ex? so she started seeing you again after she caught you wanking to women with cocks?

she sounds like a freak! dump the bitch!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:04, closed)

I can't say I blame her.

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:04, closed)