Massive Cock-up
We have friends who had helped us extensively while we were downsizing from a 5-bed house full of "collectables" to a 2-bed apartment - taking stuff to auctions, helping with garage sales - they were great.

So after the move we invited them round for dinner to thank them.

All was going well during dinner and we told them of our renovation plans when the wife dissapears to the bathroom for a natural break and let out a blood-curdling scream.

We forgot we'd christened the new bedroom that afternoon and had washed up afterwards - leaving the a tastefull array of increasingly massive dildoes in the bathroom to dry.

Ooops!

Length? - from 6 to 15 inches
(Daddylover Putting the sex into sexygenarian since.., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:05, 2 replies)

I thought only Germans (and Gays)
were fond of massive dildos and fisting
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:15, closed)

I'm not German!

(Daddylover Putting the sex into sexygenarian since.., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:33, closed)

They were friends but she screamed?
Was this 1930?
I don't think even my maiden aunt would scream at that.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:01, closed)