My name is Madeleine McCann, I'm being held at 48rifdgjkfdhfdhk/a/'
It's ok. I caught her!
( Muns, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:00, 22 replies)

These are ALWAYS funny.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:04, closed)

AB
You appear to do nothing on QOTW but go around telling people that they're predictable, unfunny, or not cool for one reason or another. You won a QOTW once for some awful, worthy rant about the NHS, and other than that your entire contribution to date appears to be just a "FAIL" archive - am I missing some great joke, or what?

Am I getting the whole thing
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:09, closed)

Entirely this ^^
It's easy to be critical, but not so easy to be creative.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:21, closed)

You never know.
He might be really good at storytelling or creative writing.
If he ever actually tried.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:36, closed)

Do you read Lamebook, Speak You're Branes, Passive-Aggressive Notes or Texts From Last Night at all?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:19, closed)

Making this argument in reply to a Maddy joke definitely makes this argument watertight.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:11, closed)

You think maddie jokes are creative?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:13, closed)

Not at all
But criticising one isn't either.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:53, closed)

not really
but this one was quite clever
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:16, closed)

/talk are all horrible and unfunny with no compassion for the socially awkward

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:23, closed)

Ha ha!
I love 'contribution' arguments!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:19, closed)

WHAT ARE YOU CONTRIBUTING TO THIS THREAD?!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, closed)

bandwidth

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:16, closed)

Made me laugh

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:06, closed)

This.

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:51, closed)

needs more references to Cumbrian taxi drivers and urban foxes

(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:15, closed)

I'm sure whoever has Maddy, assuming she is still alive and is being held captive
would just delete whatever she had just written rather than post it anyway. Regardless, since time has passed, these lack the shock value to provide any humour. Like Michael Jackson jokes.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:19, closed)

Thats what they want you to think

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:25, closed)

Yes!

(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:07, closed)