Celebrity Encounters IIII once stood next to Ian Beale out of EastEnders in the gents' toilets at the BBC. BEAT THAT. Tell us of celebrity encounters that went well, or meetings with the famous that ended up as a complete disaster. (And we'll take it as read you've just made up a "I got touched up by Jimmy Savile" story, OK?)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:19)
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You should have kept quiet. Then slowly tracked down all the offenders, arriving in the dead of night, so the first thing they saw when they opened their eyes was you. You could have then said something perfect like, 'I will have my revenge. In this life or the next.' Before unleashing a vile, hot, stinking stream of piss from your festering, greasy cock.
That would have been far more fun.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45,
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