First.
BRING BACK SHAMBO
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:22, 22 replies)

fuck that
he'll only upset the weepies again
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:24, closed)

true dat

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:24, closed)

So, ban the weepies.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:07, closed)

BAN EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:10, closed)

then who are we going to upset?

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:26, closed)

The mods maybe?
Let's take away their dog-gloves.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:30, closed)

Islamic State?
Theres a bunch of people that could use some sense of perspective. Good bit of trolling would do them the world of good

Bonus points for the first person to come up with a poster for Peppa Pig World - Mecca (see it on the Hajj!)
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:15, closed)

"harvest members of the family of a person called Cyprus"?
what the fuck sort of username is that, you psycho cunt?
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:25, closed)

It's a bad joke based on spurious misinterpretation
Which is originally what I understood B3ta to be about
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:01, closed)

"spurious misinterpretation", eh?
what's your first language just out of interest?
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:06, closed)

Cuntish
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:35, closed)

yerr ... not sure that's the English word for "weeping psycho"
www.b3ta.com/questions/fearsandphobias/post2372842
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:42, closed)

this place wont be the same without him
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:14, closed)

I've not been following.
What's he done?
( Muns, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:01, closed)

I dunno. Been deleted after having a big, enormous, weepy meltdown and shit and sutin

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:10, closed)

Sounds like I mised some cool shit.

( Muns, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:36, closed)

Not everyone who gets banned follows the Way of the Weeping Fathelme.

( .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:27, closed)

Yeah, but he did and it is all true and you cannot prove otherwise so NER NER NA NER NER

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:57, closed)

i kissed the girls and made them cry

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:32, closed)

And you kissed the boys and they also cried but gallons of tears. Enough for a pool of 44,000lt.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:56, closed)

I've never made boys cry
I have a humiliatingly short and skinny penis
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:28, closed)

Oh gods above No.
He was/is a one trick pony.

He's told his joke hundreds of times and it was never anything more than kicking someone when they were down and then laughing because they were "upset".

Alas, it seems he has already risen from the grave. Foetid, slimy, and with no change in attitude.

Do fuck off and get a life, there's a good chap.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:30, closed)