My favourite milestone is the one at Barrowfrod locks in Lancashire. This milestone is brilliant
because it tells me how far away Liverpool is from that point and as a special plus point it also tells me how far away Leeds is from that point. Crucially, the numbers are high enough for me not to worry about Scouse thieves or Yorkshire rapists.

My other favourite mile marker is on the M40 and tells me how far away I am from Gaydon (snigger.)
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:01, 10 replies)

No one is safe from Yorkshire rapists
They're all long distance lorry drivers
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:04, closed)

Alright Jeremy Clarkson.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:08, closed)

I was considering attempting a 'Cockermouth' comment, but it doesn't really work on you :(
sad times
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:12, closed)

Isn't the Gaydon sign
Printed on your jacket?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:26, closed)

I wear suit coats and over coats. I believe a potato wears a jacket.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:50, closed)

^ Ideal baked and smothered in butter

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:14, closed)

are you sure you don't prefer this sign?

(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:34, closed)

WIIIIIILSFOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!!
*shakes fist*
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:45, closed)

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(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:02, closed)

Oi! We're not all rapists!
Some of us are football hooligans, suicide bombers or pretentious pricks.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:43, closed)