Celebrations, anniversaries and milestones Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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The office 'everyone must have a fucking collection and birthday card / present' harridan still thinks my birthday is on the 31st November.
Twat.
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Muns, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:09,
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You crafty bastard!(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:57, closed)
We had one who ignored most people's birthdays, weddings, births, etc,unless it was one of her friends and then suddenly, she'd be passing round the tin. One of our colleagues had a baby and she demanded we all cough up £50 for a sodding changing table from the local variant of Ikea.
Boils my piss thinking about even now.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:50,
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Oh that's nothing.Back when I was still working and our office had an Admin-bloke, he ran an office tuck shop, that Ops and every crew that came in to our office, and all the sections that knew about used to use.
This made so much money that for years all our office Xmas do's were paid for by the tuck shop. Not just Xmas either, Admin-bloke used to run Summer do's and days out to the cricket, and horses, and rugby and all sorts.
Queue: Resident fucking nut-job #1 bitching to senior management about this because "I don't drink or like any of those things, so I get nothing out of it. And because of that people always want to swap shifts with me when these things are on so that they can go."
Queue also: Resident fucking nut-job #2 bitching to everyone in earshot that "My Mrs can't come to the Xmas do this year, so I think that the tuck shop should buy her flowers and chocolates to make up for it."
Queue: Admin bloke telling them both to "Fuck off out of it you whinging spastics."
And back then our boss was a decent bloke, so he backed Admin bloke to the hilt.
BEST ADMIN BLOKE and ONE OF MY BEST BOSSES. EVAR!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 27 Sep 2014, 0:09,
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I should have stated that was £50 each, from fifteen of us.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 0:18,
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