i actually have quite a bit to celebrate just now
not just my upcoming birthday, but my successful surgery and the confirmation that the other surgeries i need should be done by christmas. after that, i should be able to celebrate finally getting declared fit to get a job!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:53, 9 replies)

You should've just moved to an area where they find working women acceptable.

( Muns, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:07, closed)

Yeah, like a Scouser is actually going to get a job.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:12, closed)

technically not a scouser

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:18, closed)

technically not getting job, or something

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:00, closed)

I wouldn't get a job if I were you.
Most of them are proper bollocks.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:06, closed)

...which will be the one and only time anybody will have ever described you as 'fit'.

(Good evening Good evening, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:16, closed)

That's a Shamboism if ever I've seen one.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:24, closed)

Shamoblism has a nicer ring to it.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 9:29, closed)

true, they usually describe me as gorgeous

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:41, closed)