well, I did say in the previous thread that alberts version was most likely to be lies as he is a creepy fantasist, so no suprises there
but there has been a noticible change in your output, shambo. A lot of the humour has gone, you're deleting threads and sometimes crying foul. threatening to expose someone, even if you planned it in advance as a jape, just ain't that funny, and the old shambo would have recognised this. marshmellow and fartbelme are annoying, but not the first on this site like that and not even the worst, not by a long way. they honestly don't warrant the level of attention you give them.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 9:07, 1 reply)

soz mum
but Fairholme did actually share pictures and details of people's kids - including mine and badger's. I know it's not exactly hilarious, but every time the psycho pops his head up, he'll get it in the neck.

Clowns like Bobby Busted who leap to his defence will get caught in the cross fire.

When he's not here, it's business as usual.
(well that went better than expected, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 9:11, closed)

Oh my brothers, TESTIFY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI6MY24aF_4
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:41, closed)

Are you veering over into Internet Hardman™ territory?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:40, closed)

typing words into a box has never made anybody hard
except in the sexual arousal sense
(well that went better than expected, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:06, closed)

Well, quite.
Internet Hardmen are all talk of physical threats, and your use of phrases like "cross fire" and "get it in the neck," look to be pushing you into that camp.

Say it ain't so, Doc. I'd hate to see you become the next Jahled.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:22, closed)

I can use chop socky references without actually duffing you up at playtime.
For clarity ... Fairholme gets it in the virtual neck whenever he pops his virtual head over the virtual parapet.

Also: I'm totally gonna give you a Chinese Burn at afternoon break.
(well that went better than expected, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:32, closed)

This is better*.
You're still a howwid bully, though.

*A bit better, anyway. I think I'd rather people weren't threatening to dox one another, at all.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:38, closed)

quite ... and if the b3ta devs hadn't left this place to a handful of Mods with no power or inclination then it wouldn't be necessary
but this is now the messageboard equivalent of Somalia ... it's policed by whoever feels like policing it
(well that went better than expected, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:40, closed)

I still think the buck ought to stop with whichever dickhead thought Ignore 2.0 would solve anything.
Is that person long since gone?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:47, closed)

we should /definitely/ duff that prick up at playtime

(well that went better than expected, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:48, closed)

You're on a shortcut to the pupil referral unit.
And this metaphor is rapidly falling apart.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:54, closed)

don't think that was a thing when I was at school
we just got caned
(well that went better than expected, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:02, closed)

You must be older than I thought.
Slippers and canes had been reduced to playground legend by the time I got to school.
That said, our head of year did once kick a boy up the arse, with a steel toe-capped boot.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:15, closed)

pretty sure it'd been outlawed by then but news is slow to reach grim norvern monkey schools

(well that went better than expected, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:39, closed)

Badger gets to hide behind his fat wife, I see why you have to rely on your Chuck Norris badass internet routine to stop Sob Carehome from duffing you up online again.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:23, closed)

^ here's another one.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:31, closed)

^wanking as he types

(well that went better than expected, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:33, closed)

^accusing others of internet cowardice whilst hiding behind a sock puppet

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:57, closed)

^accusing others of internet cowardice whilst hiding behind a sock puppet whilst hiding behind a username on the internet

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:08, closed)

^wanking as he types

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:08, closed)