A Birthday Camping Trip
Some time ago, I was camping with some mates, and it happened to be my birthday. We were spending the morning swimming and climbing at the estuary of a river, and it was a lovely sunny day so I decided to give myself a birthday treat, and took some acid.

I'd been swimming for a while, then as I felt the acid start to do its thing I returned to the beach, to lay on the sand and watch the gulls wheeling and soaring above me. Just as I was getting into this, I became aware of shouting: it seems that the tide had turned, and two girls who were still swimming found that they couldn't get back to the shore, due to the strong undertow.

It was one of those moments when you have to decide what kind of person you are: one who stands there and waits for someone else to act, or one who acts. In this case it was the latter; with my brain fizzing I jumped - still dressed - into the river, and with another's help managed to pull the girls back to shore. We decided that we'd all had enough of the river by now, so we headed back up the cliffs to the campsite. The combination of adrenaline from the rescue, and the blood pumping from climbing the steep path, meant that the drugs were pounding through my system, and by the time I got back to my tent I was pretty damn mashed, barely able to hold a coherent conversation.

Which was a pity, because at that moment my girlfriend's rather straight-laced aunt and uncle - whose land we were camping on - popped up with a surprise birthday cake. Never has "Happy Birthday" seemed like such a long song, as I tried to keep it together and not let them see that my brains were dribbling out of my ears.

Not surprisingly, I remember that day VERY clearly...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:49, 4 replies)

Very clearly?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:44, closed)

Ha!
I was once on Hampstead Heath tripping off my tits when walking towards me, hand in hand, was a mates dad.. and his mistress. More awkward was that knowing look we all gave him, even with our brains oozing out of our ears, and the terrible, stunned look he gave us, aware his world would never be the same again.
( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:22, closed)

^ George Michael.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Oct 2014, 19:02, closed)

There's been a noticeable lack of MASSIVE DRUGS, in recent weeks.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:54, closed)