I don't believe it.
I’m an Irish priest and one day I saw Richard Wilson by a local tourist spot.

I went up to him and did his catchphrase in my best ‘Richard Wilson’ accent

He kicked the shit out of me.

He won’t be doing that again though. Because I’m dead now.

Ted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:41, 6 replies)

Can we go to the caves ted?
Can we can we can we!!!!!!?????
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:56, closed)

Ah yes, the ‘very dark caves’ – ‘It’s almost like being blind’

Good times.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:03, closed)

why are all the rocks different sizes?!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:34, closed)

Fecking crows!

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:10, closed)

No Father! I won't let you!
*sirens*
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:55, closed)

Cup of tea
anyone?
(kitescreech still here, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:11, closed)