Mark Calloway
I was working for the Hilton Birmingham Metropole for a few months last year on the reception desk. Serving the typical yuppie arsetarts day in day out was the norm, however the weekends would tend to bring a bit of humour to my time working there.

Being next to the National Exhibition Centre, we attracted the richest dog owners from crufts, genuinely disturbing (I'm sure many were b3tans) dr who convention visitors and minor celebrities (Keith Chegwin asked me for a light).

One paticular weekend brought the WWE wrestling association cak (I mean, there was only ever WCW and WWF). The wrestlers and staff were stopping in the hotel at the time but as I had the Friday & Saturday off work I'd missed all the check in's and thus didn't have a clue who was stopping over.

This brings me onto check out day and I ws minding my own business trying to find a proxy that worked on the computers when a huge chap came to settle up and leave - It didn't click at the time who it was;
Anyway I ask for his name, Mark Calloway is the answer. I see he is part of the wrestling group on the systems and proceed to ask for payment of which is 3 counts of 'Room Service 2' at £12 a pop. This is Porn, £36 worth of porn in one evening. Shit.

So I get Mr Calloway to sign the A4 receipt and he potters off out the hotel and gone forever. I'm curious to who this 'Mark Calloway' is, doesn't sound like an epic wrestler name and it doesn't ring any bells. You can imagine my total utter shock when I google his name:

www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&source=hp&q=mark+calloway&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=mark+calloway&fp=2b5b11435ced62e0

Needless to say I have that receipt hanging on my bedroom wall.

I sold porn to 'The Undertaker' and I have his autograph on the receipt to prove it.

None of my colleagues knew who he was.

I don't work there anymore.
(PassTheKhat, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:10, 6 replies)

Is he the original early-90s Undertaker

or the current Undertaker?

Two different people.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:26, closed)

Wrong
No it isn't, both are Mark Calloway.
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:01, closed)

And
DEAD MAN WANKING.
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02, closed)

LOL
Nice one!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:53, closed)

Saw the name and clicked before I'd even read the post
Nice!

EDIT: Psst, Calaway
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:09, closed)

You, sir, are a lucky sonuvabitch!
I just hope you didn't shake his hand though, in light of his bill...
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:53, closed)