Celebrities part IIFive years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:33)
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Oliver ReedNot my story unfortunately.
A friend used to drink in a rural Essex pub occasionally frequented by the great man. By her account he had an impressive sense of humour as you'd expect and was rarely short of a come back.
Anyway, our hero is relieving himself in the gents when a young chap sidles up at the next urinal and looks him up and down.
"That's not a very impressive one is it Oliver?" he says.
Without a pause, the actor replies.
"That may be so dear chap, but it has been inside Raquel Welch".
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that has to beone of the best comebacks ever
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hahaexcellent!
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1-0To Mr Reed
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he also drank in a pub in Biggar not far from where i used to live...they always had a hell of a job getting him to leave at chucking out time
one particularly cold night they pretended they had no more wood for the fire in an attempt to get him to leave
so he took his shoes off and chucked them in the fire
on the downside he did also headbutt a waitress one evening
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:03,
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" so he took his shoes off and chucked them in the fire"Fucking Brilliant.
*clickaroo..*
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A classic anecdoteShort, sharp and sweet.
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... and I've a feelingshe'd tax *me*.
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simply brilliant...*clicks hard*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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This......deserves *click*
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