I've never been great on the follow through
but what I am resonably good at is getting chatting to girls. Perhaps they sense that I am incompetant when it comes to the 'close' and therefore essentially no threat.

Got talking to a girl in a bar once - can't remember how it started but in the course of conversation it turns out that her ex boyfriend is racing car driver, her ex husband is a fighter pilot and her dad is the village policeman.
What asked what I did I replied that in light of this information I was going to tell the truth but now I feel no option than to claim that I am DANGERMAN. Tall buildings climbed, bombs defused, kittens recused etc

Since I ended up in her bed either it worked or she had a strong charity ethic
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:04, 3 replies)

Were you wearing a cape?

( Grampa, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:45, closed)

DANGERMAN
does it without a cape.

Not very safe I know but that is what the job is all about
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:44, closed)

J'accused surely, but only if the kitten is one of the chosen people.
(Benzyl, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:14, closed)