You want chat up lines ?
I got chat up lines !

This one works :
"Hello, you'd look Damned Good on the end of my Knob"
It is important that you should say later :
"I was right - you Do look Damned Good on the end of my Knob."

This one doesn't work (or hasn't so far !) but it can get you slapped quite hard :
"Hello Darlin' Shit in me belly button and bark like a dog."
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:59, 2 replies)

NO

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:20, closed)

No no, I think that last one goes 'shit on my chest space angel'
(Benzyl, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:09, closed)